Speaking of bowel movements, we were in our weekly department meeting, discussing a co-worker's bound-to-be-ugly baby (we weren't discussing the ugliness, but you should have seen the first monstrosity they spawned - I'd never have done it again, but that's me) and his absence for same.
I came very close to asking: "I just took a really big shit, can I have six weeks off too?"
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Date: 2004-04-22 01:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-22 01:36 pm (UTC)NEXT!
Squirsh Squirsh
Date: 2004-04-22 02:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-22 02:25 pm (UTC)Pleasant splash upon entry? Nice and firm so clean-up was quick and easy? Give birth to a 20-pounder? Smell like your last meal? What?
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Date: 2004-04-22 06:58 pm (UTC)NEXT!
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Date: 2004-04-23 06:30 am (UTC)Though the thought of flushing W down the crapper does make me smile...
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Date: 2004-04-23 04:46 am (UTC)I came very close to asking: "I just took a really big shit, can I have six weeks off too?"
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Date: 2004-04-25 02:06 pm (UTC)