mojocatt: (big poop)
mojocatt ([personal profile] mojocatt) wrote2004-04-22 03:02 pm
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Thats right, go right ahead and talk to me about the very satisfying bowel movement I just had.
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[identity profile] conandammit.livejournal.com 2004-04-22 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is my poop green the past 3 days?

[identity profile] mojocatt.livejournal.com 2004-04-22 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Too much hamster food.

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Squirsh Squirsh

[identity profile] dmskb2000.livejournal.com 2004-04-22 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
My bowels are quaking from my too many guinness last night...I'm sure you all know about the dark beer afters...

[identity profile] mpuzzle.livejournal.com 2004-04-22 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What made it so satisfying?

Pleasant splash upon entry? Nice and firm so clean-up was quick and easy? Give birth to a 20-pounder? Smell like your last meal? What?

[identity profile] mojocatt.livejournal.com 2004-04-22 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Looked just like Dubya.

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[identity profile] mpuzzle.livejournal.com 2004-04-23 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
You find it satisfying that something looking just like W came out of your body?!? I'd feel ashamed, probably suicidal!

Though the thought of flushing W down the crapper does make me smile...

[identity profile] notbatman.livejournal.com 2004-04-23 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of bowel movements, we were in our weekly department meeting, discussing a co-worker's bound-to-be-ugly baby (we weren't discussing the ugliness, but you should have seen the first monstrosity they spawned - I'd never have done it again, but that's me) and his absence for same.

I came very close to asking: "I just took a really big shit, can I have six weeks off too?"

[identity profile] mavrik1033.livejournal.com 2004-04-25 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
does it fold in three long pieces and stick out of the bowl like an iceberg like mine does?
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