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[mojocatt]

Thats right, go right ahead and talk to me about the very satisfying bowel movement I just had.

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[notbatman.livejournal.com]

Speaking of bowel movements, we were in our weekly department meeting, discussing a co-worker's bound-to-be-ugly baby (we weren't discussing the ugliness, but you should have seen the first monstrosity they spawned - I'd never have done it again, but that's me) and his absence for same.

I came very close to asking: "I just took a really big shit, can I have six weeks off too?"