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[mojocatt]

Thats right, go right ahead and talk to me about the very satisfying bowel movement I just had.

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[conandammit.livejournal.com]

Why is my poop green the past 3 days?

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

Too much hamster food.

NEXT!

Squirsh Squirsh

[dmskb2000.livejournal.com]

My bowels are quaking from my too many guinness last night...I'm sure you all know about the dark beer afters...

[mpuzzle.livejournal.com]

What made it so satisfying?

Pleasant splash upon entry? Nice and firm so clean-up was quick and easy? Give birth to a 20-pounder? Smell like your last meal? What?

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

Looked just like Dubya.

NEXT!

[notbatman.livejournal.com]

Speaking of bowel movements, we were in our weekly department meeting, discussing a co-worker's bound-to-be-ugly baby (we weren't discussing the ugliness, but you should have seen the first monstrosity they spawned - I'd never have done it again, but that's me) and his absence for same.

I came very close to asking: "I just took a really big shit, can I have six weeks off too?"

[mpuzzle.livejournal.com]

You find it satisfying that something looking just like W came out of your body?!? I'd feel ashamed, probably suicidal!

Though the thought of flushing W down the crapper does make me smile...

[mavrik1033.livejournal.com]

does it fold in three long pieces and stick out of the bowl like an iceberg like mine does?