mojocatt

Speaking of bowel movements, we were in our weekly department meeting, discussing a co-worker's bound-to-be-ugly baby (we weren't discussing the ugliness, but you should have seen the first monstrosity they spawned - I'd never have done it again, but that's me) and his absence for same.

I came very close to asking: "I just took a really big shit, can I have six weeks off too?"