Flowers every were, birds sing, I throw my own feces at all of them.

What a HORSE SHIT day out there today. High wind, temps near freezing and light to moderate snow coming down on April 26th.

What a HORSE SHIT day indoors as well, I've been at work since 5:00am on a Saturday to take care of a must do / only chance to do job. It's now 12:15pm and the job is only half completed. On top of that, once the last samples get into my lab it is three hours until the test results are completed. Then on top of that I'm missing a huge gathering of friends at Jax Cafe.

HORSE SHIT.

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Obama: I'm a regular guy—I only have four pairs of shoes
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana (CNN)

"I have four pairs of shoes."~ Barack Obama, April 25th 2008

Just outstanding investigative journalism CNN! A real five and one half stars there you super station wonder reporters. I've been wondering for months and years about this this. I wake up in the middle of the night asking myself "how many shoes does Barack Obama own? How will I know who to vote for if I don't know how many pairs of shoes he owns?".

Does he own boots? Are his tennis shoes Converse or Nike's? Does he wipe his ass with Charmin or Cottonelle? Did his left over breakfast look like Hilter's face if you stand back 30 feet at a slight angle with the sun at two o' clock and squint your eyes until they blur a little but not too much? Was his dog once a communist, who changed to a socialist and then became a dope smoking capitalist business tycoon?

I scan the news every damn day, looking for more information on Senator Obama's shoes and everyday until today I've been disapointed.

Hot damn I'm in a great mood now, I'm so happy I'm going to go take a big poop. No wait, this is such impressive journalism I'm just going to go ahead and poop my pants right here.

Link to CNN story.