Sep. 30th, 2004
In my previous posts today I listed my mood as "bitchy". This is not true, I am actully cynical.
And do you know what? I enjoy being cynical. I have my most positive feeling of self worth when I am cynical, apathy feels good too. Drepression sucks, happiness is okay, bouncy is fun, geeky is enjoyable, but cynical is where its at.
I like my inner smartass when apathy and / or cynicism takes the wheel. Some of my coworkers have felt the sting of my cynicism. My best example from the past is a coworker who kept asking me annoying questions, when all he really needed to do is use his brain. I gave him very detailed instructions on how to solve his problem.
*Get a gun
*load said gun
*chamber a round
*place gun barrel in your mouth
*pull trigger
He just looked at my blankly for 4 or 5 seconds and asked "you're kidding right?". I replied that I was in fact kidding and proceeded to hold his hand while making the fix.
So just for future refernce, when my mood says "cynical", I am actully happy.
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And do you know what? I enjoy being cynical. I have my most positive feeling of self worth when I am cynical, apathy feels good too. Drepression sucks, happiness is okay, bouncy is fun, geeky is enjoyable, but cynical is where its at.
I like my inner smartass when apathy and / or cynicism takes the wheel. Some of my coworkers have felt the sting of my cynicism. My best example from the past is a coworker who kept asking me annoying questions, when all he really needed to do is use his brain. I gave him very detailed instructions on how to solve his problem.
*Get a gun
*load said gun
*chamber a round
*place gun barrel in your mouth
*pull trigger
He just looked at my blankly for 4 or 5 seconds and asked "you're kidding right?". I replied that I was in fact kidding and proceeded to hold his hand while making the fix.
So just for future refernce, when my mood says "cynical", I am actully happy.
[Poll #358768]
So you're pitching a tent are ya?
Sep. 30th, 2004 03:40 pmWhy yes, yes I am.
So I suppose I should figure out little details like when and where and stuff.
Where: Ok, most of you know where. (And I will send directions to emmasdad.)
Time: Saturday, say 9:59am a.m.
What: I hope to get all the tents up by the end of Saturday. Then it depends on how long they all are. There may be wanking on Sunday afternoon, or not.
What else: Food and drink. Cuz I ain't havin' a bunch of folks cummin' at my place without feedin' them. It just ain't right. Beer for after mostly. (After because drunk + orgy + quick dry cement = mayhem. And I just don't have time for that much mayhem right now.)
Weeeeee!!!!
So I suppose I should figure out little details like when and where and stuff.
Where: Ok, most of you know where. (And I will send directions to emmasdad.)
Time: Saturday, say 9:59am a.m.
What: I hope to get all the tents up by the end of Saturday. Then it depends on how long they all are. There may be wanking on Sunday afternoon, or not.
What else: Food and drink. Cuz I ain't havin' a bunch of folks cummin' at my place without feedin' them. It just ain't right. Beer for after mostly. (After because drunk + orgy + quick dry cement = mayhem. And I just don't have time for that much mayhem right now.)
Weeeeee!!!!
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Sep. 30th, 2004 08:28 pmHe he he. Dubya is Kerry's bitch. Dubs is rattled. Dubs is squirming.
I've been waiting four fucking years to watch that little worm squirm.
Dubya's getting bitch slaped. Dubya's getting bitch slaped.Dubya's getting bitch slaped.Dubya's getting bitch slaped.
Don't forget Poland is helping out in Iraq! That world superpower! heh...
Weeeeeeeeee!
Oh puke, dubs is turning on the water works.
I've been waiting four fucking years to watch that little worm squirm.
Dubya's getting bitch slaped. Dubya's getting bitch slaped.Dubya's getting bitch slaped.Dubya's getting bitch slaped.
Don't forget Poland is helping out in Iraq! That world superpower! heh...
Weeeeeeeeee!
Oh puke, dubs is turning on the water works.