Opppsyy

I understand I was supposed to be here at 6:00am for "interpersonal training". Came in at my regular time instead, 8:00am. I thought it was tomorrow.

Oh well, I am not the fellow who needs this training anyways. Its the rest of these morons that surround me.

Basiclly a class on how to be polite to each other. **rolls eyes** I've got other shit to do anyways, like target beating off.

OMG good book...

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Ummm, I hope Boffy knows....

YOU ARE MARRIED TO A WoODCHUCK!!!


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Questions by emeraldove

1. What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Buy a home, cash. Invest the remaining cash. Boring but true.

2. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Arrowhead region of Northren Minnesota or Ireland

3. What's your favorite song and why?
Oh, so many favorites...
*Trip Shakespeare - The Crane, because it tells a very passionate and strange story.
*Soul Asylum - Never Really Been, because it just is.
*David Bowie - Sound and Vision, because it seems like it came from another planet
*Don Cabelero - Belted Sweater, because you can blow windows out with it at high volume.
*Enya - Ruturn to Innocence, stunning use of of native american singing.
*Gear Daddies - Time Heals, because it is all to true. Times heals and time forgets, you should'nt smoke those god damn cigarettes.
*God's Favorite Band - Gravel, a song to break the speed limit to in rural Minnesota
*The Cowboy Song - Golden Smog (Thin lizzie cover), because it rocks!
*Aces High - Iron Maiden, heavy metal tributes to real history. (in my opinion old Iron Maiden is seriously underated these days....)
*New Dawn Fades - Moby (Joy Division cover), the spookiest song I have ever heard with overdriven guitar.
Drinking and Driving - Black Flag, because it is just wrong wrong wrong.
*Aquarius/let the sun shine in - Killdozer & Alice Donut (flesh failures cover), I send copies to all who request, because there is no way describe this song....

And much much more....Although The Aquarius/let the sun shine in - Killdozer & Alice Donut (flesh failures cover) has got to be #1.

4. What's your most embarrassing moment?

Thats a tough one, I tend to block these things out and I don't embarass to easily. Maybe admitting I voted for Ross Perot?

5. What's your favorite sexual position?

Oh, her on her back, legs straight up, her ankles firmly gripped in my hands. Without a doubt, easy to work and you can watch all her goofy faces.

The feeble minded

You know some people are put off by and take advantage of the feeble minded. Now, I am not talking about the stupid people. Stupid people have normal IQ's but either act like assholes or are to smug to listen to the opinions of others.

Those of lower than normal brain capacity. Not the kind of person your are going to promote to supervisor or manager. Because they can't make the tough cut throat type desisions. But they are damn nice people and helpfull as all fuck. They will not hesitate to lend you a hand in the most extreme conditions and will stick by your side come hell or high water. Kinda like whats his name from The Stand "M-O-O-N spells moon?".

I personally make a point to give these people kudos where I work. Make sure they have some ego and feel good at the end of the day, and that I appriciate them. Because the majority of my co-workers mentally beat them into the ground every day. Most of it is so that they can inflate their own egos with some sort of superiority complex.

Yesterday I did such a thing when my great-grandboss stopped in to give me a back pat. I told him I would have never completed the mega-project in time unless John Doe helped me. John Doe, is a fairly dim fellow, and he knows it. John Doe saw me working my ass off, and in a gesture of infinate wisdom and charity, started helping me. He did all the lifting and moving of materials as I tested them, and I never even had to ask. I told the great-grandboss that he needs to go pat John Doe on the back more than anyone, his selfless effort to help me when I was over my head and freezing my ass off and his superior than I work ethic.

It sucks to watch how they get treated. They will never see a bonus, a promotion or raise, but yet are some of the most deserving in my opinion. They my be 11 eggs short of a dozen, but are by no means stupid. In my opinion, you have to be fairly itelligent to be stupid, because you know better than how you act.

So hats off and applause for the meek, damn good people.

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