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mojocattWith the impending surgery, I should be snugging up all my loose ends during my on the clock hours. But I'm more apt to write a journal entry than make any real progress on these items. The surgery as stated earlier is a rather simple one, she gets to keep her hair this time around, and should be back to normal the next day. They plan on holding her in the hospital for four days or so, so we are looking at a Saturday or Sunday release if this go as planned.
I don't want to go to this stinking hospital again, I'd rather throw a pre-school grade tantrum. I had a few variations on tantrums during previous hospital adventures, the difference between my childhood tantrums and todays being I'm much larger and stronger. Such as the time I exited a set of sliding doors that were labeled to be locked at 7:30 PM, the current time was 7:00 PM and I exited without worry. When I returned at 7:15PM the sliding door was locked, so I double checked the label that still indicated I had until 7:30PM. I then proceeded to land the sole of my right boot on the door frame so hard that the sliding door was knocked off its track and swung free like a giant barn door on the remaining track points (I imagine it is designed to do such a thing). I shoved the door open and proceeded to LeAnn's room, leaving it knocked off it's track, a little off level and off center.
Now this is something I should probably be ashamed of, throwing a tantrum at 38 years old, but I don't. If you have a sign on your door that says it locks at 7:30PM then don't lock it at 7:15PM. If I find said door locked before said time on the notification, I'm already in a rotten mood, and there is no one present to help me, I will destroy said door, pass through the wreckage, and proceed. Probably not the best solution to the problem, but swift and effective. Maybe I should apply my boot to other problems and see if there are favorable results? Maybe if I apply this boot bottom problem solving method to dubya's face for a few hours we might see positive change?
Now ya see, in Texas we somethimes call that…*THUD*
Now ya all don't need to kick me in the face, cuz I *THUD*
Hold up pardner that kinda hurts *THUD*
The war is getinng *THUD*
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Second, the "Who Will Be Eaten First" tract, now in a printer friendly (hint, hint) PDF format.......One could almost print up little flip books to leave on bus seats and such...hmmmm...or hospital lobbies...
http://bluntcan.tripod.com/music/eaten_first.pdf
I don't want to go to this stinking hospital again, I'd rather throw a pre-school grade tantrum. I had a few variations on tantrums during previous hospital adventures, the difference between my childhood tantrums and todays being I'm much larger and stronger. Such as the time I exited a set of sliding doors that were labeled to be locked at 7:30 PM, the current time was 7:00 PM and I exited without worry. When I returned at 7:15PM the sliding door was locked, so I double checked the label that still indicated I had until 7:30PM. I then proceeded to land the sole of my right boot on the door frame so hard that the sliding door was knocked off its track and swung free like a giant barn door on the remaining track points (I imagine it is designed to do such a thing). I shoved the door open and proceeded to LeAnn's room, leaving it knocked off it's track, a little off level and off center.
Now this is something I should probably be ashamed of, throwing a tantrum at 38 years old, but I don't. If you have a sign on your door that says it locks at 7:30PM then don't lock it at 7:15PM. If I find said door locked before said time on the notification, I'm already in a rotten mood, and there is no one present to help me, I will destroy said door, pass through the wreckage, and proceed. Probably not the best solution to the problem, but swift and effective. Maybe I should apply my boot to other problems and see if there are favorable results? Maybe if I apply this boot bottom problem solving method to dubya's face for a few hours we might see positive change?
Now ya see, in Texas we somethimes call that…*THUD*
Now ya all don't need to kick me in the face, cuz I *THUD*
Hold up pardner that kinda hurts *THUD*
The war is getinng *THUD*
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Second, the "Who Will Be Eaten First" tract, now in a printer friendly (hint, hint) PDF format.......One could almost print up little flip books to leave on bus seats and such...hmmmm...or hospital lobbies...
http://bluntcan.tripod.com/music/eaten_first.pdf
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Date: 2008-10-18 07:08 am (UTC)2. In the 3rd cartoon frame, I believe the proper name for Cthulu is Dread Cthulu... not Dead Cthulu. I might be wrong on this, but it is a gut feeling.
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Date: 2008-10-18 01:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-18 08:07 pm (UTC)Also...there shall be much mischief afoot with the C'thulu tract once I can stop my printer from printing everything in green.