Mojocatt Theater Brings You Fresh Dum-Dum, Hot Off The Dum-Dum Press!

[mojocatt]

House Speaker Dennis Hastert
said al Qaeda wants John Kerry
to win the election.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/09/19/hastert.remark/index.html

Yes, once again and too long in the making, fresh moron is baking on capitol hill! See the moron? Grab you inebriating beverages and flatulence inducing cheesy poofs brand couch snacks and point you finger at the moron. Point your finger at the moron often, present him with your flatulence and rub your butt upon his head.

Point and laugh, point and laugh loud and often, see the moron speak. Firmly place your boot of justice upon the crotch of the moron, bring forth the brick of enlightenment upon his brow.

Comments

[setting-sun.livejournal.com]

Holy fucking shit, if I hadn't read it with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it. Your response is also as funny, if not funnier. Fantastic.

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

Yah, its really sad. They Republican's are whipping up a batch of "if Bush loses, the terrorists win".

The whole country is off its rocker.

[drunkencricket.livejournal.com]

And the totally sad part about it is there is a huge number of stupid people out there that will believe it.

How stupid is that?

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

pretty stupid. And you can't tell em' any different.

[emmasdad.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or does he look like he's trying to take a shit?

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

With his hands firmly gripping the bowl.