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Dec. 23rd, 2004 08:04 amAlmost cold out there. Not quite, but almost.
Dec. 23rd, 2004
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Dec. 23rd, 2004 08:18 amOkay, two days to the birthday of the lord of peace and understanding.
Look around world.....
Hmmmm, not so much.
Although I did spend $250 on understanding yesterday night. I was supposed to talk a 93 year old lady down on that car. I was supposed to haggle her from $1000 to $750-$800. But the car is like brand new, and she almost cried because it was "her baby". I declined to haggle and told her flat out that I planned on haggling, but once I found out how much the car ment to her, I was unable to do so. Plus, that it is in perfect operating condition and looks super, not one single spot of rust. I also promised that I would take care of her baby, I was planning on giving it somewhat normal use. But a promise is a promise, even though I own the car, it is still her baby, and I must treat it as such. No shopping cart launches for us. No big white X on the top of my car, no speed in a little glass jar....
I suppose I'll even use it to take her places from time to time if the Don asks it of me.
Fuckin'-A....why do I have to have a heart and be so goddamed-pig friggin-sonofabitch-HE double hockey sticks nice?!?!?! FUCK! I want to be mean! Mean I tell you! M E A N!
***sigh*** I'm such a pussy. :)
Look around world.....
Hmmmm, not so much.
Although I did spend $250 on understanding yesterday night. I was supposed to talk a 93 year old lady down on that car. I was supposed to haggle her from $1000 to $750-$800. But the car is like brand new, and she almost cried because it was "her baby". I declined to haggle and told her flat out that I planned on haggling, but once I found out how much the car ment to her, I was unable to do so. Plus, that it is in perfect operating condition and looks super, not one single spot of rust. I also promised that I would take care of her baby, I was planning on giving it somewhat normal use. But a promise is a promise, even though I own the car, it is still her baby, and I must treat it as such. No shopping cart launches for us. No big white X on the top of my car, no speed in a little glass jar....
I suppose I'll even use it to take her places from time to time if the Don asks it of me.
Fuckin'-A....why do I have to have a heart and be so goddamed-pig friggin-sonofabitch-HE double hockey sticks nice?!?!?! FUCK! I want to be mean! Mean I tell you! M E A N!
***sigh*** I'm such a pussy. :)
"whatsamattayou?!?!?".
Dec. 23rd, 2004 03:34 pmThe damn cat cost $50,000! Cloned a $50,000 fucking cat?!!?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6747736/
Somewhere right now a kitten is being put down. This crazy lady is tring to bring the dead to life?!?!? She could have donated the $50,000 to the shelter and took a kitten who needed a home.
The shelter gets much needed funding and lady gets a kitten. Perfect.
What a ditz, if you see her, pop her in the head for me and ask her "whatsamattayou?!?!?".
Edit: And then pop her in the head again.
P.S. Then you might as well just kick her ass and take the kitten.
Edit P.S. While you're at it, shove a minuteman missile up her butt and send her on a ballistic trajectory to Siberia. I hear the view is great!
Edit P.S. Edited And happy what ever to all! Except for the the lady who cloned the cat. I hope Santa leaves a "whatsamattayou?!?!?" pop in the head in her stocking.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6747736/
Somewhere right now a kitten is being put down. This crazy lady is tring to bring the dead to life?!?!? She could have donated the $50,000 to the shelter and took a kitten who needed a home.
The shelter gets much needed funding and lady gets a kitten. Perfect.
What a ditz, if you see her, pop her in the head for me and ask her "whatsamattayou?!?!?".
Edit: And then pop her in the head again.
P.S. Then you might as well just kick her ass and take the kitten.
Edit P.S. While you're at it, shove a minuteman missile up her butt and send her on a ballistic trajectory to Siberia. I hear the view is great!
Edit P.S. Edited And happy what ever to all! Except for the the lady who cloned the cat. I hope Santa leaves a "whatsamattayou?!?!?" pop in the head in her stocking.
