Don't Get A Boner In Mississippi ;)

In the year 2000 a bill was proposed in Mississippi that says that men will be arrested and fined for being sexually aroused in public, even though you still have your pants on (See section 2 below).

(2) "Nudity" means the showing of the postpubertal human male or female genitals, pubic area, or buttocks with less than a fully opaque covering, the showing of the postpubertal female breast with less than a fully opaque covering of any part of the nipple or areola, or the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state.

http://billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/documents/2000/html/SB/2001-2099/SB2013IN.htm

Thankfully....
History of Actions:
1 01/13/00 (S) Referred To Judiciary
2 03/07/00 (S) Died In Committee
...It died a swift death.

Okay men, pitch tents towards Mississippi, in a discernibly turgid state. Damn this oppression! Is that a sock in your pants, or are you just happy to be anywhere but Mississippi? Give me an erection or give me Viagra! Fly the flag men! Flip the bird and pop a boner! But most of all, most important of all, point and laugh at Mississippi State Senator Tom King.

Point and laugh and sport a tent in his direction. Rub your tent and guzzle beer and whiskey while still laughing. Rub your discernibly turgid state on his head and laugh the laugh of the mighty.

Remember, if Mississippi State Senator Tom King sounds stupid, it's not a typo in the Senate records, he actully is stupid.

And we all thought this wave of stupidity was something new.....