Beats to the head!

Ack! Someone ran over one of my favorite live journalists and drove away!

Minions! Bring me this vile sack of motoring crap so that I shall put the beats upon their brow with a unopened Old Milwaukee beer can!

Smart good

This is just too damn cool. The Wikipedia random page fetcher. It just opens a random page in the online encyclopedia. Basically just pulling knowledge from it's ass and throwing it at you. From there you can get completely lost in sub-subjects for hours.