Feel Like an Asshole?

I find myself glued to this election, more glued than I care to be. The thought of another four years of dubya is too much to stand sometimes. Not just because of his foreign policy, or his domestic policy, his beady little eyed blank stare of utter stupidity or his Christian agenda spilling over into my life.

I am sick of looking like an huge asshole to the rest of the world. Thats the main issue on my plate. Under a POTUS Kerry I would still look like an asshole, just not as large of an asshole.

So I am going to take the day after election off. I want to be right there the minute the dust settles, either be depressed and sleep in the next day, or fire off a e-mail at 4:00am that says "get the fuck out".

Stand Clear Everyone, The Bovine Fecal Matter Truck Is Backing Up. **beep beep beep beep**

KARL ROVE: The president, on what was supposed to be John Kerry's strongest turf, domestic affairs, he had a commanding performance, substance and style. From the first question to the last, the president was in charge of the debate, and he showed his vision and values, and also was able to draw in an appropriate way the distinction between Senator Kerry's rhetoric and Senator Kerry's record.

he had a commanding performance, substance and style...
[smartass]
Thanks Karl, I was at a lack of words to describe dubya. Your description is right on the money! I don't know about the rest of you bozos, but Karl stole those exact words from my mouth.
[/smartass]

( EDIT: Mojocatt Translates Karl Rovery Spin Gibber )

Har har

What did the doe say when she came out of the woods?
( what did the doe say? )

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