The bad kind of boobs

I may have posted about boobs yesterday. But I was talking about the good kind, tits, fun bags, etc. You can pinch them, suck them, rub them and are good fun all around.

Today I have been faced witht he bad kind of boobs. Stupid people. We are certified to carry a very important building code on our product. Problem is we have never put it on our package or produced a document to say this.

This I have been bitching about since November 2003. Now a $135,000.00 sale is about to slip through our fingers. Fucking morons.

All you can do with the bad kind of boobs is punch them, punch them as hard as you can.

Monitor

All grovel and bow before my resolution!

For I am Monitor god of resolution and I use a 22" monitor running at 1920 X 1440. The text of you mere mortals looks like little tiny ants from my throne on the mountain top. My might cock swings in the wind like the god I am....wait ...it looks smaller on this screen......
( Monitor! )

The Proudest Day of My Life

Rowan, my 2 1/2 year old girl just told me she has a third eye!

Somewhere J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is shedding a tear of joy.....

My little girl is ready for her first lessons in de-evolution...they grow up so fast...*sob**