Monitor

[mojocatt]

All grovel and bow before my resolution!

For I am Monitor god of resolution and I use a 22" monitor running at 1920 X 1440. The text of you mere mortals looks like little tiny ants from my throne on the mountain top. My might cock swings in the wind like the god I am....wait ...it looks smaller on this screen......

Comments

HULK SMASH!!!

[conandammit.livejournal.com]

SMASH PUNY MONITOR LIKE BUG!!!

[emmasdad.livejournal.com]

You might want to call a tech on that. You've got some blurry spots there. :)

[mpuzzle.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that's where he has all his dirty movies (and e-mails, and spreadsheets, and PDF's (Dirty PDF's?!? Dude, WTF is wrong with you?!?)).

He just didn't want us to see all the titles in order to save himself (and notbatman) some embarrassment.

[bridge-troll.livejournal.com]

Granules?

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

Roofing granules, I work in a roofing factory. We make asphalt shingles, covered with a painted crushed rock we simply call "granules". The granules provide UV radiation protection for the asphalt base, they are colored to make the shingles pretty.