Potential Darwin Award
Apr. 30th, 2004 02:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mojocattI have this coworker. This coworker is infact less intelligent than a bag of hammers. Observe.
Six months ago he was arrested for DWI (driving while intoxicated). Not only was he intoxicated, he was stinking-shitfaced-falldown-plastered drunk, his blood alcohol level was .3+ (In Minnesota USA you are considered drunk at .08 to .1).
He went to court where he was placed on one month of probation, had to undergo treatment and had a suspended sentance of one year and one day if he repeated. He arrived back to work wearing a radio transmitter on his ankle.
Later that week he went to his first treatment meeting. Upon attendance at these meetings you need to be tested for alcohol and blew a .19. He then ran from the building hopped into his car and sped off (Yes, he drove away from an AA meeting shitfaced drunk). The reason he blew a .19? Had been up all night drinking and had stopped drinking a mere three hours before the AA meeting. So, three hours previous he was even drunker.
Then the police chased him down, right? Wrong, they let him go and never did a damn thing about it. Then began attending his AA meetings sober.
Life went on for six months.
Yesterday he earned a trip to the hospital by laying down his motorcycle. Mind you, before he wrecked his motorcycle, this 135 pound man consumed 8 beers and a fifth of vodka in a 3 hour period. I understand the police are waiting to escort him from the hostipal to jail.
Lets write a country song:
*Shitfaced drunk
*Recently lost his girlfriend
*Going to jail
*Wrecked his motorcycle (shooting his truck would have been better)
*Will loose his job
*Will be "Bubba's" little bitch in the slammer
*Drove to and drove away from an AA meeting completely smashed.
Key events to finish the country song:
*Trailer home needs to be swept away by a tornado
*His dog needs to be shot by girlfriend
*One cowboy hat
Six months ago he was arrested for DWI (driving while intoxicated). Not only was he intoxicated, he was stinking-shitfaced-falldown-plastered drunk, his blood alcohol level was .3+ (In Minnesota USA you are considered drunk at .08 to .1).
He went to court where he was placed on one month of probation, had to undergo treatment and had a suspended sentance of one year and one day if he repeated. He arrived back to work wearing a radio transmitter on his ankle.
Later that week he went to his first treatment meeting. Upon attendance at these meetings you need to be tested for alcohol and blew a .19. He then ran from the building hopped into his car and sped off (Yes, he drove away from an AA meeting shitfaced drunk). The reason he blew a .19? Had been up all night drinking and had stopped drinking a mere three hours before the AA meeting. So, three hours previous he was even drunker.
Then the police chased him down, right? Wrong, they let him go and never did a damn thing about it. Then began attending his AA meetings sober.
Life went on for six months.
Yesterday he earned a trip to the hospital by laying down his motorcycle. Mind you, before he wrecked his motorcycle, this 135 pound man consumed 8 beers and a fifth of vodka in a 3 hour period. I understand the police are waiting to escort him from the hostipal to jail.
Lets write a country song:
*Shitfaced drunk
*Recently lost his girlfriend
*Going to jail
*Wrecked his motorcycle (shooting his truck would have been better)
*Will loose his job
*Will be "Bubba's" little bitch in the slammer
*Drove to and drove away from an AA meeting completely smashed.
Key events to finish the country song:
*Trailer home needs to be swept away by a tornado
*His dog needs to be shot by girlfriend
*One cowboy hat
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Fled a AA meeting while drunk...
Date: 2004-04-30 01:01 pm (UTC)The song wrote itself, just needs music.
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Date: 2004-04-30 01:17 pm (UTC)No, he needs to be shot. By anyone. Period.
Damn, why didn't he not "lay down his motorcycle" but instead meet a bridge support? Preferably at speeds in excess of 65 mph? Let him take himself out, instead of keeping on risking everyone's life.
May he stay in jail for a seriously extended period of time.
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Date: 2004-04-30 01:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-30 01:34 pm (UTC)Can the dog shoot him?
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Date: 2004-04-30 01:32 pm (UTC)BTW: Has anyone had a hit on their picks yet? Just curious.
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Date: 2004-04-30 01:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-30 07:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-30 11:00 pm (UTC)I got my mom's ex arrested for driving drunk on a suspended license (suspended for driving drunk), he had warrant in 3 counties.. he got 3 months in the workhouse and 6 months on home monitor. This was his 6th or 7th DUI in the state of MN (probaby his 20th in the country).
Its only considered a real crime if you kill some one.