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[mojocatt]

I wish I was a cheeseburger. Then I could sprout legs and run away.

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Subjunctive police!

[drunkencricket.livejournal.com]

That is "I wish I were"

*sigh*

It is a compulsion, really it is. Subjunctive is one of those things I learned through taking 6 years of Spanish. At least in English - I don't think I could do subjunctive in Spanish if my life depended on it.

Re: Subjunctive police!

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

Ummm, I am a man, a man wishing he was a cheeseburger with legs, that he may use then to run about.

Grammar is the last thing we should worry about. ;)

Re: Subjunctive police!

[drunkencricket.livejournal.com]

Ummm, I am a man, a man wishing he was a cheeseburger with legs, that he may use then to run about.


What, you don't think that is normal? Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I like hang-burgs.

:)

What's stopping you, son?

[conandammit.livejournal.com]

um, you've already got legs.

git to runnin!

Re: What's stopping you, son?

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

But I am not a cheeseburger, so there is nothing special about it. Now if I were a running cheeseburger, that'd be something worth taking notice of.

[notbatman.livejournal.com]

If my time in the Appalachian Mountains has taught me anything, it's that there are a lot of molecules floating around that I have been unable to account for.

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

Well, go find those fuckers. Goddamn missing molecules, fucking the universe all up and making me wish I was a cheeseburger with legs.

All your fault! Lost track of the molecules. God is going to be soooooooooo pissed off at you when he makes his next molecule inventory!

[kingsizewino.livejournal.com]

I think I just ate one.

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

Son, I think you've eaten more than just one.