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mojocattI am going to blame the British and French.
If the British would have just kept us uppity Americans in line 200+ years ago there would be no dubya. But no! You just had to tax the tea, and now 200+ years later we are in a real mess. Shame shame.
And the French! Let all those Canadians just run loose up there. Askin for trouble I tell ya.
And the Native Americans! You actully trusted white folks? Your fault too!
I don't know what Finland had to do with it, but I sure they are to blame too.
The Russians! Selling us Alaska. If it weren't for you it'd be...uh, Russia still!
The Valar, where the hell are the Valar when Morgoth is on the loose?!?! Just sitting in Valinor scratching their perfect asses.
What about the Jedi? Oh, they are all about doing the right thing until you actully need a Jedi army. Then you can't find one. Real bunch of bad asses there I tell ya.
And the Germans! You had your chance to overrun the globe and make it all perfect 60 years ago, but you had to fuck it all up.
And where the fuck is Batman? Probally tooling Robin.
And you! I am sure you are to blame too!
Will someone just please invade?!?!?!
The line to God is still giving a busy signal, dubya must still be on the phone with him....
If the British would have just kept us uppity Americans in line 200+ years ago there would be no dubya. But no! You just had to tax the tea, and now 200+ years later we are in a real mess. Shame shame.
And the French! Let all those Canadians just run loose up there. Askin for trouble I tell ya.
And the Native Americans! You actully trusted white folks? Your fault too!
I don't know what Finland had to do with it, but I sure they are to blame too.
The Russians! Selling us Alaska. If it weren't for you it'd be...uh, Russia still!
The Valar, where the hell are the Valar when Morgoth is on the loose?!?! Just sitting in Valinor scratching their perfect asses.
What about the Jedi? Oh, they are all about doing the right thing until you actully need a Jedi army. Then you can't find one. Real bunch of bad asses there I tell ya.
And the Germans! You had your chance to overrun the globe and make it all perfect 60 years ago, but you had to fuck it all up.
And where the fuck is Batman? Probally tooling Robin.
And you! I am sure you are to blame too!
Will someone just please invade?!?!?!
The line to God is still giving a busy signal, dubya must still be on the phone with him....
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