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You know this whole defense of marriage thing is getting on my nerves.

Lets all get naked and fuck like rabbits on the White house lawn. Stick whatever you like in whoever you like. Man, woman, man /woman. I don't care, just get it on!

Put your genitals where your mouth is!.....um, no hold on....nope, can't do it. Put your genitals wheres somebody elses mouth is!

[Poll #268609]

Date: 2004-03-25 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldove.livejournal.com
I'm incapable of saying no. :P

Date: 2004-03-25 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mojocatt.livejournal.com
If it looks like an oriface, tastes like an oriface, smells like an oriface, it must be an oriface. Plug it with something! Plug it for your President and country!

Date: 2004-03-25 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldove.livejournal.com
Plugging it might be bad after a while... >.>

Date: 2004-03-26 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mojocatt.livejournal.com
What? Never.

That reminds of that ad for a viagra type pill. One of the warnings is that an erection lasting over 4 hours requires medical attention....or a medal.

I can't imagine walking into an emergency room for a 4 hour erection.....On the other hand...Heeeeeeelllllloooo nurses!

Date: 2004-03-26 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldove.livejournal.com
Hahahahaha! Yeah, I have seen that commercial. My favorites are when they do the skit about viagra on either SNL or Mad TV (can't remember which) where the women are sarcastically saying "Thanks Viagra!"

Date: 2004-03-25 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caveman.livejournal.com
No wonder you're so popular.

Damn man...

Date: 2004-03-25 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldove.livejournal.com
That was just cold... you know you are not right for saying something like that...

Re: Damn man...

Date: 2004-03-26 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mojocatt.livejournal.com
He's just kidding around you know.

We say this kind of stuff to each other all the time.

Re: Damn man...

Date: 2004-03-26 09:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldove.livejournal.com
Thats ok, I'll get him back. >)

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