mojocatt: (eraser)
mojocatt ([personal profile] mojocatt) wrote2004-03-17 02:08 pm

The Chipper Help Desk Guy.

Okay the help desk guy was wayyyy to chipper, I had to ask him about it.

MCJ: I need admin rights to install some drivers
Help Desk Guy: **extremly chipper**Why yes sir, whats you name sir?
MJC: [answers questions]
Help desk guy: **extremly chipper** Please answer some security questions sir.
MJC: [answers questions]
Help Desk Guy: **extremly chipper** Just one minute sir.
MJC: My, you are an extremly chipper fellow.
Help Desk Guy: **extremly chipper** Why yes I am! Its a thin veneer!

I damn near slipped out of my chair laughing and dropped the phone.

MJC: From now on, you are my prefered help desk person
Help desk guy: I'm going to medicate myself with beer tonight!
MJC: **stunned** You are my kind of guy.

[identity profile] emeraldove.livejournal.com 2004-03-17 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Why yes I am! Its a thin veneer!

I don't get it.. >.>

[identity profile] mojocatt.livejournal.com 2004-03-17 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
A thin coat of paint, wearing a smile when you are upset. Masking your true feelings. etc etc..

[identity profile] emeraldove.livejournal.com 2004-03-17 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, makes much more sense now. :P

[identity profile] pup-vs-robot.livejournal.com 2004-03-17 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Damnass hilarious.

Me too!!

[identity profile] conandammit.livejournal.com 2004-03-17 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to medicate myself with beer too!

[identity profile] mpuzzle.livejournal.com 2004-03-17 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that sounds almost too surreal to be true... Gotta love that honesty though.

**extremely chipper** "I'm just blowing sunshine up your ass, but thought I should at least let be honest about it!"

**extremely chipper** "Wanna go on a killing spree?"

[identity profile] mojocatt.livejournal.com 2004-03-17 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yah, I wish I had some good responses for hi, but I was to busy laughing.

It was a real ray of sunshine on an otherwise dismal day.