Well, my sister been been screwin' my boyfriend, who turns out is my cousin and theys was having sex

[mojocatt]

So we have this television the breakroom here. So I went in there to heat lunch up. One of these "Judge Judy" type shows was on.

You know...

Plaintif: Well, my sister been been screwin' my boyfriend, who turns out is my cousin and theys was having sex on my car an' scratched tha paint ya honor
Defendant: Ain't true ya honor because she been havin' sex wid me all did time an we never done did on the car. We always in da back seat of my trans-camero.
Judge: [insert some rant about how horrible their life style is, little actual bearing on the case itself]

You know what my mostest faaaaaaavorite part of these shows?

The off button.

Comments

[emmasdad.livejournal.com]

Was the 'Honorable' Jerry Springer presiding?

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

Just as bad as if he was. Daytime TV really sucks.

[emmasdad.livejournal.com]

Yea, about as bad as late night, when the QVC Wannabes take over every friggin' station.