ASWAT

[mojocatt]

Is it just possble we need the local police departments to staff a new department?

A anti-asshat / assclown SWAT team? ASWAT? (Asshat Special Weapons And Tactics)

612-277-4287? (612-ASS-HATS)

Minutes after you place your call a UH-60 blackhawk hovers over the building, and a ASWAT team repels to the roof. Turns out the ASWAT team is scantilly clad women with silenced MP-5's. They storm down the stairwell, shoot the asshat directly in the forehead and give all non-asshats doughnuts and good beer. They show everyonr their tits (the caller get to breifly rub and suck them as if they were his own) and they then quickly extract themselves back to the waiting blackhawk.

Comments

[conandammit.livejournal.com]

The feminist chicks are digging you less and less.

[mojocatt.livejournal.com]

What?!?! Are you kidding me? How many women do you see in SWAT teams? This is equal oppritunity! (equal oppritunity for perky breasted gun toting women, be equal non the less.)