Army Quotes

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*Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. (unknown)

*Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism. (unknown)

*The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. (unknown)

*God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not shoot, The courage to shoot the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies. (unknown)

*Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you. (unknown)

*"send lawyers, guns, and money....the shit has hit the fan!" (Warren Zevon)

*You will do something stupid everyday of your life. if you cannot find something stupid to do on your own, you will be ordered to do something stupid. (unknown)

*US Army Ranger advice for getting into a firefight: Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

*Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. (unknown)

*It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. (USAF)

*"Slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." (Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.)

*Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground. (US Air Force)

*Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.