So?

Who was that man on caveman's roof? Who was that man up there waving his exposed penis around for the neighborhood to see?

For once, it was not me. I kept my dick in my pants the whole time.

The Plot

Okay, first and foremost this is a special friends list that caveman can not view. Those that can view will be directly involved in the plot or can just view our sneeky ways for entertianment purposes and offer ideas to bring the horror to fruitation.

Why would I exclude such an upstanding individual? To scheme and plot against him of course,..silly.

I say we plot a baby shower for Caveman, just the guys. We will keep him in the loop on date and location, but refrain from actual details (false details and lies are allowed though). The horror will be in the details though. So lets lay down some details.

Details:


*December 4th, 2:00pm is the when. Now the question is the WHERE?
*Manditory drag, Ala Monty Python old ladies w/ big purses to wack each other with, Baloon pegancy kit.
*Gifts of tools, wrapped in baby gift wrap.
*Paterinty lawsuit papers for each attendee.