So in the good news area, Oktoberfest was a blast. The band sucked, but the beer and company was good, and thats all I need. Moments of note....
Bar person standing on table, giving away German beer t-shirts and hats for showing him your hidden talent. I promptly stood on the table opposite of him. My hidden talent was that "I am
throughly annoying". Well, this was not talented enough for him, so I spent the next few minutes showing him my "hidden" talent. He finally gave me a light up Paulander pen. Being annoying is a talant, and I won't let anyone tell me otherwise. Nanny nanny boo boo.
My crotch and ass was fondeled at least and half dozen times each.
I violently beat on and yelled at the portapotty while
caveman was in it.
I sang a song I made up while peeing in the portapotty, "I like to piss when I pee", to the tune of I am in the mood for love. I sang loud enough for all portapotty users to enjoy.
Made an ass of myself. (see above and below)
notbatman punched me in the gut, and I was like "you fucker!" and I promptly returned fire into his side. Then I thought,
hey that felt kinda good.Later on, back at the
conandammit estate, I made my points as a candidate for President. After CD had had enough, he not only tackled me, but the entire bench I was sitting on. I spilled my beer, but stand firmly on my positions. Advanced cunnilingus shall be a class taught in the seventh grade.
And in closing, nanny nanny boo boo. Thank you, good afternoon.