Oct. 11th, 2004

Grrr Gah!

Oct. 11th, 2004 11:30 am
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So now I am into the new health care provider website.

Last year I broke my keyboard while looking through it.

This year is different. I have made several screaming rants at the monitor and the keyboard is very familar with my fist, but nothing is broken yet.

CD may want to avert his eyes, as I am this close --> <-- to using my Budd Dywer icon.

Then I have this half assed clinic and pharmacy jacking me around about my fix. They don't seem to understand what happens when I make a face to face visit to "smooth the situation over". Pray for the small brained ones betweeen Mojocatt and his antidepressant fix.
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So in the good news area, Oktoberfest was a blast. The band sucked, but the beer and company was good, and thats all I need. Moments of note....

Bar person standing on table, giving away German beer t-shirts and hats for showing him your hidden talent. I promptly stood on the table opposite of him. My hidden talent was that "I am throughly annoying". Well, this was not talented enough for him, so I spent the next few minutes showing him my "hidden" talent. He finally gave me a light up Paulander pen. Being annoying is a talant, and I won't let anyone tell me otherwise. Nanny nanny boo boo.

My crotch and ass was fondeled at least and half dozen times each.

I violently beat on and yelled at the portapotty while [livejournal.com profile] caveman was in it.

I sang a song I made up while peeing in the portapotty, "I like to piss when I pee", to the tune of I am in the mood for love. I sang loud enough for all portapotty users to enjoy.

Made an ass of myself. (see above and below)

[livejournal.com profile] notbatman punched me in the gut, and I was like "you fucker!" and I promptly returned fire into his side. Then I thought, hey that felt kinda good.

Later on, back at the [livejournal.com profile] conandammit estate, I made my points as a candidate for President. After CD had had enough, he not only tackled me, but the entire bench I was sitting on. I spilled my beer, but stand firmly on my positions. Advanced cunnilingus shall be a class taught in the seventh grade.

And in closing, nanny nanny boo boo. Thank you, good afternoon.

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