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Better send me home now or I'll jinx the whole works.

I'll write about it when I am in a better mood.

Big Word of the Day

So I decided to subscribe to the Merriam-Webster Word of the Day. Get new, exciting, interesting and exotic words to add to my vocabulary daily.

( Here is what I got on my first day )

Is that lame or what? Hello DICTIONARY PEOPLE? I could make a better word with my...well you know...

Love

Although the mental images of holding 50 pound soil auger against my crotch and aiming the business end at bent over Notbatman with his arms down a two foot deep hole, while goosing the gas......

This brings a smile to my face.

Annoying drunkencricket and notbatwoman with nothing more than an ordinary soda straw.

This brings a smile to my face.

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Imagine what I could be like with something that actully is annoying, like say, a megaphone?