And in other news

Boffy got me this for our anniversary.



It even comes in a little parka!

My diabolical plan (I've got alot of those as of late) to destroy tartqueen with my toddler has failed. In this plan Boffy and I go out to dinner on our anniversary and Tartqueen monitors the instrument of her doom.

Unfortunately when we returned home, we found Tartqueen to be completely mentally intact. My toddler doom machine clearly needs more programming.

*sigh* I have failed at my first attempt as an evil genius....

Hand in face

and I get the last word, now go away.

You never seem to keep em'

Stumbled upon my new years resolutions for 2004. I am woefully behind.....Items in bold are complete, itallics are explainations.

mojocatt's new year resolutions:

Fuck like a rabbit.
Drink more beer in 2004 than 2003.
Smash bugs. have smashed some bugs, but not enough
Fix up house. but have a real good start
Grow tomatoes. lotsa tomatoes!
Convince boffy she really is bi-sexual and needs to bring women home to share with me.
Chase more squirrels while naked and screaming.
Punch more people who deserve punching.
Cancel cable TV.but got direct TV
Invade Poland.
Make a pact with the devil.
Make smootchy with notbatman at all availible moments.
Shove sidewalk chalk in more asses.
Resurect Robert Johnson.
Elect Henry Rollins President.
Stare at the wall more often.
Grow breasts.
Watch corprate America burn.
Close my eyes and wish reality TV would go away.
Spend more time wearing a kilt. need to get to work on this one!

Home Would be nice

Hmmmm, how can I just sneek out of the office without anyone noticing?