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Aug. 23rd, 2004
The thing that really gets stressful is waiting for deck to be shuffled and the cards to be dealt. I'd like to see my hand already, at least I can throw cards back and get some fresh ones dealt once the cards are in hand.
God can sure take his time shuffling the deck. God, or whatever the hell is on the other side of the table. Whatever it is, I shake my fist at it.
God can sure take his time shuffling the deck. God, or whatever the hell is on the other side of the table. Whatever it is, I shake my fist at it.
From the Onion
Aug. 23rd, 2004 12:24 pmRepublicans Outraged By Inaccuracies In Metallica Documentary
WASHINGTON, DC—Republican congressmen lambasted the documentary Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster for its "gross inaccuracies and fabrications" Monday. "[Filmmakers] Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky are clearly biased," Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert said. "By editing together concert footage from three different mediocre shows, they have given the general public a false impression that Metallica still kicks ass." Hastert added that there is no hard evidence to support the film's argument that the album St. Anger has more thrashing riffs than Kill 'Em All.
Also the following headline with no story attached.
Cat Taught Not To Sleep In Wok
WASHINGTON, DC—Republican congressmen lambasted the documentary Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster for its "gross inaccuracies and fabrications" Monday. "[Filmmakers] Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky are clearly biased," Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert said. "By editing together concert footage from three different mediocre shows, they have given the general public a false impression that Metallica still kicks ass." Hastert added that there is no hard evidence to support the film's argument that the album St. Anger has more thrashing riffs than Kill 'Em All.
Also the following headline with no story attached.
Cat Taught Not To Sleep In Wok
