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May. 14th, 2004
Interview with a Mojocatt 2
May. 14th, 2004 11:47 amOkay....boring. A boring day with my lovely little gaggle of backstabbing moron co-workers. So, thus something entertaining. A private question and a public question.
[Poll #293411]
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notbatman The Wankersaurus Day parties is actully Wankersausage Week.
notbatwoman It may be against our marriage vows and state law, but sure, I'm game for that kind of thing later.
conandammit Turn command over to the UN.
emmasdad Only if you wear pointy ears and a blue shirt.
[Poll #293412]
notbatman "Did you get that thing on your penis checked out yet? My doctor says you really want to make sure it's ok. (And thanks for making this private, I didn't know how to ask you otherwise. Once again, I'm *really* sorry...)"
Yes I did, the problem is that it bears a striking resemblance to Mount Rushmore. I can't find a doctor to remove it since it is being considered for protection as a national monument.
conandammit Why are men more hung up on penis size than women? Or is that a myth to try and set us at ease?
I think that is both a myth and stereotype. Most women I have asked point blank prefer cunilingus to sexual intercorse. One commented that sexual intercorse was "the icing on the cake" and what went down (and who went down) before hand was more important. That is not to say that there are not women out there who have a fetish for a larger than normal penis, much like some men have a hang up on large boobs.
Men should not be so hung up on being hung is a indicator of manhood and performance during sex.
emmasdad So, did you ever get that interrogation droid built? I only ask because you've seemed pretty chipper with your last few posts.
I would absolutly love to build the interrogation droid that sports a cock. But fatherhood, the 40 hour drag and homeownership time constraints have pushed this item down to the bottom of the list.
[Poll #293411]
notbatman The Wankersaurus Day parties is actully Wankersausage Week.notbatwoman It may be against our marriage vows and state law, but sure, I'm game for that kind of thing later.conandammit Turn command over to the UN.emmasdad Only if you wear pointy ears and a blue shirt.[Poll #293412]
notbatman "Did you get that thing on your penis checked out yet? My doctor says you really want to make sure it's ok. (And thanks for making this private, I didn't know how to ask you otherwise. Once again, I'm *really* sorry...)"Yes I did, the problem is that it bears a striking resemblance to Mount Rushmore. I can't find a doctor to remove it since it is being considered for protection as a national monument.
conandammit Why are men more hung up on penis size than women? Or is that a myth to try and set us at ease?I think that is both a myth and stereotype. Most women I have asked point blank prefer cunilingus to sexual intercorse. One commented that sexual intercorse was "the icing on the cake" and what went down (and who went down) before hand was more important. That is not to say that there are not women out there who have a fetish for a larger than normal penis, much like some men have a hang up on large boobs.
Men should not be so hung up on being hung is a indicator of manhood and performance during sex.
emmasdad So, did you ever get that interrogation droid built? I only ask because you've seemed pretty chipper with your last few posts.I would absolutly love to build the interrogation droid that sports a cock. But fatherhood, the 40 hour drag and homeownership time constraints have pushed this item down to the bottom of the list.
