Mar. 17th, 2004

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We had our Manny's dinner last night. If our entire facility goes six months without an injury, they take everyone out for a grand steak dinner at the best steak house in Minnesota.

The evening went very smoothly. I had myself two pints of Guinness and a shrimp cocktail. A wonderful salad with Italian sparkling water. I topped it off with a New York strip, butterflied, medium well with a glass of Oban 14 year scotch served neat. I took some cheesecake home. A very rich meal indeed. My lower brow coworkers give me quite a bit of shit for my drink selections, every time I receive a new drink, I am surrounded by people. What the hell is that? Guinness? Dublin? Dublin Germany?** I then have to explain how a can of Guinness works and where it comes from. The Oban scotch served neat was a real item for their inspection. I passed the Oban around the table for people to sample, it never got past any noses. One sniff and they shuddered and passed it on. But it is their loss, a fine slab of bovine served with a fine scotch, mmmmm baby I am-a ready to die a go to heaven.

The rank a file American really needs to expand past "Bud" beer and Jack Daniels whiskey. They are very reluctant to expand their tatse selection, even when it is right in front on them, for free. Feh.

It costs the company $6000-$7000 per evening to do this ($15,000 total?), so it is a very lavish award. The flip side is that an injury can cost $100,000 and up, so each event is quite a value when compared to an injury.

**Dublin Germany? is an actual quote from last night. Good, hard working, honest folk, but a bit dense when it comes to geography.
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Donald Donald Donald, you poor misguided bastard....

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Once again, [livejournal.com profile] mojocatt says, point your finger and laugh at the poor moron dancing on the hot plate. Point your finger and laugh a good belly laugh, point your finger and laugh often.
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Okay the help desk guy was wayyyy to chipper, I had to ask him about it.

MCJ: I need admin rights to install some drivers
Help Desk Guy: **extremly chipper**Why yes sir, whats you name sir?
MJC: [answers questions]
Help desk guy: **extremly chipper** Please answer some security questions sir.
MJC: [answers questions]
Help Desk Guy: **extremly chipper** Just one minute sir.
MJC: My, you are an extremly chipper fellow.
Help Desk Guy: **extremly chipper** Why yes I am! Its a thin veneer!

I damn near slipped out of my chair laughing and dropped the phone.

MJC: From now on, you are my prefered help desk person
Help desk guy: I'm going to medicate myself with beer tonight!
MJC: **stunned** You are my kind of guy.

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