mojocatt

drunkencricket asks.....
So, if a Wisconsinite lives in Wisconsin, where do Naderites live?

Naderites hibernate in caves for 3 year stretches. Coming out for presidential elections. They feed on the blood of conservative democrats until they get good and fat. Then they return into hibernation for another 3 years.

They can be difficult to identify, as they appear similar to your typical democrat. This is where you Naderite calling and tracking skills come in handy. You will notice Ralph Nader signs in areas where the Naderites gather. Now you need to make some naderite calls, so cup your hands around your mouth. Begin to yell out "Living wage", "fight corprate crime", "campaign finance reform" and "wage peace". Don't be upset if at first they don't come to the calling, they can be shy at first. But after some calling you should be rewarded, they will still be hidden at first, but you will be able to hear them returning your calls. At first you just see some lone Naderites, scurring around in the foliage and shadows, replying to your calls with "nader, nader, nader?"......"nader, nader?".

Don't attempt to take any shots at them just yet though. Any attempt to use a firearm will cause the Naderites to scream "gun control" and they will disappear into their burrows.