Strange...

Strange combinations are made in a mp3 jukebox.

For example when all of the tracks are listed alphabeticly by artist....



A Foo Fighters cover of Price's Darling Nikki next to Tennessee Ernie Ford playing Battle Hymn Of The Republic.

The track switch was an eye brow raiser to say the least.....

BTW, Friday the 13th today.

Strap a pair on, put your feet up and munch a pickle

Well, I just puched em' right in the blinkers.

I strolled into the supervisors office on a whim. Sat in a chair, put my feet on the desk and helped myself to a homemade garlic pickle.

I said, I've got a problem for you, you still handle HR? **muching on pickle***

Supervisor 1: (suspecting something) Yes, I think I still do...
MJC: Good, and you are my direct supervisor.
Supervisor 2: Yes, okay....whats up....
MJC: Why are you all banging your heads on the wall tring to hire an engineer when you have someone who can do the job already?
Supervisor 1&2: ***silence**
Supervisor 1: Who would that be?
MJC: Me.
Supervisor 1: You don't have an engineers licence.
MJC: I don't have to be an engineer, I already know the job, I've been doing the job.

Now much supervisor squirming begins. Now I'll have to talk to the supervisors supervisor.

I like to make em' squirm.

Woa!

Alright team. Those with DSL get me a copy of this shit. Quick. It may be stupid, but is a part of internet history I want a slice of.

robont is my personal god.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/robont/565920.html

An Old Fart on a Island.....

lino has become very antsy about getting a birthday present. What shall we yanks send him?

I have disabled view the results to keep it a surprise.

[Poll #248422]

Damage Assesment

Okay, so earlier I dropped the bomb. Now its time for damage assesment.

Did I hit the target? Hmmm, seems to early to tell. More fly overs and recon will be needed.

When I talked to my grandboss about some subjects that needed clairification, he laughed and smiled at everthing I said. Nothing I said was remotly funny, business only. Either he was in a good mood, or I made him nervous, or he was pissed off at me and masking it with laughter. It is certain he knows of my request based on his behavior.

There was some sort of meeting, about an hour with the great grandboss. This might be a good sign, as there could be some debate as opposed to a flat out "no". Or it could all have been about a different subject entirely. But when I entered the office, I was greeted by silence and shooed out.

Later the supervisors nit-picked me over various small potatoes items. This may be a good sign as well, as nothing pisses them off more than someone who may get their way.

But mostly stonewall.

Me Fisrt!

You are Jesse Custer, the Preacher. When an
accident in heaven fused your soul with
something that should never have been you found
yourself with the power of The Word Of God. Now
you dedicate your life to finding the creator
and making him answer to all of the ills that
he's allowed to exist in this world.
You drink, you fight, you love. You're a hero of
the strictly old-fashioned variety.
Sample quote: Now take my hand an' I swear I'll
love you 'til the goddamn stars go out.


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