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The train hit, and knocked over a vat of shit into a nearby fan.

The shit has been hitting the fan for 42 hours and has now slowed to a trickle. A small rabbit size chuck may break loose from the blades now or then, but its mostly over.

The good thing? I had my umbrella, I had a huge fucking umbrella deployed between me and the fan. My peers quickly gathered behind me and began to help me hold it.

Things are now okay, although I have to work on Saturday now. But since I am hourly, that means overtime pay.

[professional dedicated employee = off]

[normal asshat = on]
[brokeness = enable]
[mojocatt = go]

Alright! Everyone to the spaceship! notbatman and I are having an orifice filling party! See an orifice and fill it! Don't matter what you fill it with! Just fill it! Occupy volume in unusal places! Make the cat hiss! How many roofing nail coils can you get in caveman's ass? I don't know, but we are going to find out soon! Want to see the inside of my ass in realtime digital video?!?!?! Just shove the lense up there and find out! Dildos! Old tires! Penises! Small trees! Its all good baby!

And notbatman I've got a special supply of ass sweat covered sidewalk chalk for you! Aw-ya!