Jan. 14th, 2004

mojocatt: (fasist)
Sometime back someone said something about civil rights as outlined in the US Constitution and another terror attack. That if there is a nuclear, chemical or biological attack withing the borders of the US, they would throw out the Constitution in favor of a military style goverment.

That was sometime ago, but the idea has stuck with me. Since that time I have been surveying the game board with an eye for this.

My conclusion? Not impossible, not likely, but not impossible. The level of apathy and blind trust is about right, patriotic insanity is running high. School children are required to make the pledge of allegiance once a morning. We have an very loosely defined adversary. Rudolf Hess would salivating over the potential if he was alive today.

Things have cooled down a bit since the World Trade Center attacks. But looking back on the event two years later, it shrinks in the light of history. Certainly a terrible incident, a lesson to be learned in many different ways. Events such as the dual atomic bombs dropped on Japan in 1945 tower above the Trade Center attack in the history books (and we did that one).

But on to the lessons learned part about the attacks, my personal lessons. I've learned to appreciate our civil workers. I've learned that some people hate us enough to do the worst they can. I've learned to be a little more careful, that we are no longer insulated from the rest of the world. I've also learned a thing or two about folks putting absolute faith in the government.

Looking around my workplace, many people just tow the line out of ignorance of the facts or fear of being singled out as unpatriotic. No amount of facts, proof of lies or just good ol' fashioned common sense will sway them.

The only thing that does sway them is the television. This softness of mind is most distressing to me. Is there some sort of hypnosis I am not picking up on here? They act like parrots, regurgitating the words that previously came out of the picture and sound box on the breakroom wall. Taking it all in as the holy truth, with no critical thought on the information presented.
Although this is not entirely true. They have all sorts of debate over the local professional football teams performance last Sunday. Or if Paris Hilton is a slut or not, and if they would in fact "do her". ;)

This is where I see the possibility of harm to our civil rights. The lack of critical thought on the level of the average American. We are soft of mind, reluctant to generate our own opinions, preferring to have them formed for us. We have a awesome military machine that can smash anyone, anywhere. We represent 2% of the world population, and 30% of consumed energy and goods. We are growing fatter, our couches grow deeper. A fairly new religion is storming the world.

When in Rome....Fall like the Roman's do? Rally like the German's did in 1934? Overextend our control like the Soviet Union? Just beyond the gameboard I can faintly see the red flags from history.
mojocatt: (oldfart)
Monday night I was taking in the evening news before bed and sipping sleepy time tea. There was a shooting in a small town out in bumfuck Minnesota. People were shocked and surprised over the murder, as this type of thing just does not happen around there.

One brillant fellow from the town was interviewed about his feelings on the matter. He Said...

I am not worried in the least by this. These things never happen here, what are the chances of it happening again. I've got a gun"

I about spit my tea out on that last line. Oh, no I'm not worried in the least, but I'll have you know I am armed.

Example:

[livejournal.com profile] mojocatt: Caveman, you sure are a trustworthy fellow. I have complete faith in you.
[livejournal.com profile] caveman: Why thank you.
[livejournal.com profile] mojocatt: But be advised I have a gun.
[livejournal.com profile] caveman: WHAT?!?!

Do some people realize how stupid they sound at times?
mojocatt: (M&C)
Thats it! I am running for President in 2004. Everyone write in "Mojocatt" on your ballot.

My Platform:

*More money, beer and sex
*More guns less brains.
*Beer, liquor and bar tabs fully refundable on your taxes.
*Sodomy will not only be legal, but required.
*All cars will fly.
*We will build a Subgenius amusement park on the moon by 2020.
*Steve Albini will be asked to write us a new national anthem.
*Henry Rollins will be named attorney general.
*George Clinton will be named high director of funk and be given a office.
*Dubya will be sent to France.
*Invade Canada
*Personal nuclear weapons will be made legal for sale.
*Pass into law a requirement that all men shall have the length and circumference of thier penis tattooed on their forehead on their 21st birthday.
*Drugs drugs and more drugs for high school students.
*One may only address the President to his exposed ass. (including press conferences)
*Ducks will be required to sink, not float.
*All bibles will be replaced with Hustler magazine and a pack of cigarettes.
*Remove the statue of liberty and replace it with an equal size statue of Barry White.
*All astronauts of color shall be properly refered to as "interstellar brothers".
*All white astronauts will be refered to as "Eard cracka winos in space".
*Rush Limbaugh will be the test subject for a new rail cannon designed to launch payloads into outer space.
*A 24/7 "bumfight" channel will be created.
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[livejournal.com profile] caveman - I agree with and respect your opinion. As President I will sign into law action to solve your problems. Every case of beer will include $200.00 cash and a bottle of his and her Viagra.

[livejournal.com profile] emeraldove - I agree with and respect your opinion. As president I will sign into law action that will infact make me king and live forever.

[livejournal.com profile] conandammit - I agree with and respect your opinion. As President I can not even hope to remotly match the amount of shit bring shoveled at this current time. Sorry, Dubya's got me beat in the poop department.
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It appears that Presidential canidate [livejournal.com profile] mojocatt has clinched the nomination with 100% of the vote! Now Mojocatt is up against President Bush for the oval office!

Remember! President [livejournal.com profile] mojocatt promises...

POT IN EVERY CHICKEN!

thats right folks!
POT IN EVERY CHICKEN!

Any boob can promise a chicken in a pot, but only [livejournal.com profile] mojocatt can bring you chicken ala mary jane!

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