Toddler News
Sep. 13th, 2004 09:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mojocattRowan is getting to the point where you can carry a fairly humorous conversation. While she and I were eating a small dinner of pirogies, she told me she was going to pour orange pop in a old computer sitting on the table I was working on. I responded that if she poured pop in my computer, I was going to poop in her bed. This got a giggle from both of us, then she explained all the reasons why I should not poop in her bed. I stood firmly by my threat if she poured pop in my computer.
This reminds me of a worry that Boffy has about Rowan in preschool. You see when I read to her at bedtime, many stories end with all of the characters coming down with excessive flatulence. Then they all tooted and farted and Rowan chimes in that "then everything stunk" while jumping up and down on the bed. Boffy is is worried that story time at preschool will end with Rowan standing up in class at the end of a book and declaring that "than they all tooted and farted and everything stunk".
And of course if she was to do this it would result in total toddler anarchy, as I imagine the entire class would about shit themselves with laughter.
The big question is, does father Mojo condemn his daughter potently causing total toddler anarchy? He might, as far as fatherly duties require and putting on a good front as such, but secretly wishes his daughter to be expert in sowing toddler rebellion in the classroom.
This reminds me of a worry that Boffy has about Rowan in preschool. You see when I read to her at bedtime, many stories end with all of the characters coming down with excessive flatulence. Then they all tooted and farted and Rowan chimes in that "then everything stunk" while jumping up and down on the bed. Boffy is is worried that story time at preschool will end with Rowan standing up in class at the end of a book and declaring that "than they all tooted and farted and everything stunk".
And of course if she was to do this it would result in total toddler anarchy, as I imagine the entire class would about shit themselves with laughter.
The big question is, does father Mojo condemn his daughter potently causing total toddler anarchy? He might, as far as fatherly duties require and putting on a good front as such, but secretly wishes his daughter to be expert in sowing toddler rebellion in the classroom.
