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Oct. 26th, 2004
Oh dear...
Oct. 26th, 2004 10:43 amSeems to be a whole lotta people I know in the news as of late.
CAVEMAN HAMMER TELLS GROUP OF NUNS TO “BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS”
BY MIKE ANDERSON
Mon, Oct 26, 2004 at 09:51:59 CST
Minneapolis, MN (StarTribune) -- Local part time gibbering street lunatic Caveman Hammer is in the Hennepin country jail this morning after a street brawl with 5 nuns.
Nuns from the church of the fighting Jesus were collecting funds to feed starving ferrets in southern China when they had their run in with Caveman Hammer. When asked to contribute Mr. Hammer promptly told the group of nuns to “blow it out your ass”, he then made suggestions of group oral sex and pointed with both fingers in the direction of his crotch.
Witnesses then recall the nuns surrounding Mr. Hammer as Mr. Hammer positioned himself in a fighting position shouting “moo-goo-gai-pan style!”, five finger kung fu” and “Ahhhh-waaaaaaa-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-waaaaaaaaa!” Street vendor Jake Rubens says, “Mr. Hammer looked very serious, like he was about to kick some nun ass, we all thought we were about to see some premo kung fu action. Of course we were mistaken”.
Mistaken indeed, as Mr. Hammer picked a fight with the wrong nuns. As the nuns of the church of the fighting Jesus are world renowned for their hand to hand combat abilities.
Police then report the nuns kicked his ass, pulled down his pants, revealed enormous black strap on dildos from under their gowns and sodomized him right in the middle of the intersection of 7th and Nicollet Ave in downtown Minneapolis.
Fellow part time street lunatic Notbatman was quoted as saying “that shit was funnier than peeing on drunk Mexicans! Again! Again!”
CAVEMAN HAMMER TELLS GROUP OF NUNS TO “BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS”
BY MIKE ANDERSON
Mon, Oct 26, 2004 at 09:51:59 CST
Minneapolis, MN (StarTribune) -- Local part time gibbering street lunatic Caveman Hammer is in the Hennepin country jail this morning after a street brawl with 5 nuns.
Nuns from the church of the fighting Jesus were collecting funds to feed starving ferrets in southern China when they had their run in with Caveman Hammer. When asked to contribute Mr. Hammer promptly told the group of nuns to “blow it out your ass”, he then made suggestions of group oral sex and pointed with both fingers in the direction of his crotch.
Witnesses then recall the nuns surrounding Mr. Hammer as Mr. Hammer positioned himself in a fighting position shouting “moo-goo-gai-pan style!”, five finger kung fu” and “Ahhhh-waaaaaaa-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-waaaaaaaaa!” Street vendor Jake Rubens says, “Mr. Hammer looked very serious, like he was about to kick some nun ass, we all thought we were about to see some premo kung fu action. Of course we were mistaken”.
Mistaken indeed, as Mr. Hammer picked a fight with the wrong nuns. As the nuns of the church of the fighting Jesus are world renowned for their hand to hand combat abilities.
Police then report the nuns kicked his ass, pulled down his pants, revealed enormous black strap on dildos from under their gowns and sodomized him right in the middle of the intersection of 7th and Nicollet Ave in downtown Minneapolis.
Fellow part time street lunatic Notbatman was quoted as saying “that shit was funnier than peeing on drunk Mexicans! Again! Again!”
