Nader 2004

Got a letter from Ralph Nader yesterday. He is setting up his campaign. I imagine it all depends on what Howard Dean has to say later today.

Looks like the dems are going to make the same exact mistake they made three years ago.

*edit*

Yup, put on your dancin' shoes. The Dems just screwed the pooch.

Car Rental

So while our Saturn is in the shop, we are of course renting a car.

I found out last night that they are about to sock us for $400 in rental insurance charges. boffy, who has never rented a car before, signed off on them unknowingly. She said that she was told the insurance was required.

Needless to say, I was enraged. I left a very stern message with the rental company last night. I told them to call me promptly at 08:15am. They did not.

So this morning I played the meanest music I had in my collection. I began to work myself into battle rage. During this, I advised setting_sun he should solve a moped joyrider problem by knocking the moped rider clean off the moped with a bass guitar.

Rage rage rage **roar** raaaaagggggeeeee!!!! AGGGHHHHH RAGE RAGE RAGE!

Places phone call.

Hello, this is Mojocatt, I left a message last night? / Oh, you were just about to call? / You told my wife she was required to sign off on the rental insurance! / You don't do that? I disagree! / No, YOU WILL REMOVE ALL RENTAL INSURANCE CHARGES, AND YOU WILL REMOVE THEM NOW! / You are going to remove them? / That easy? / Um...gee, uh..thank you

Completely disarmed me. I charged into battle with my claymore sharpened and thirsty for fresh blood. I get to the field of battle and they give me a f'ing flower!

Fuckers, I wanted to chew somebodies ass.

Oh my f'ing god.

( Oh my f'ing god. )

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There is a fellow in my company named Martin Beaver, nice guy. His E-mails show up as such.

Beaver, Martin

This makes think of....
Beaver--->Vagina
Martin--->Bird

A bird who makes nests in vaginas? A Beaver Martin?

The idiots are taking over...

Howard Dean dropped out. Its offical, the Nader camps are lighting the torches.

http://www.fatwreck.com/empee/50155.mp3 <----NOFX - The Idiots are taking Over
( It’s not the right time to be sober, Now the idiots have taken over )